February 15th is ‘Doghouse Day’ and dedicated to all those thick ‘eads that forgot to deliver the required chocs/flowers/ gifts, and The Card, to the love of their life.
Note: ‘The Card’ and if you have got to this stage of your life, without understanding the importance of ‘The Card’ go live in the desert or something.
Only got yourselves to blame when war breaks out.
Once a year, Blokes are expected to present these tokens to their loved one.
The flowers from the local garage don’t fit the bill – they have ‘Desperation’ written all over their faded petals.
She told you it didn’t matter? Believe that and you are dead, really, truly, deeply ‘Dead’
Think about it: anything with a big red heart on it does the trick, so do your stuff and reap the rewards until next year.
If you get yourself into the shit like this again, you don’t deserve a sodding kiss.
Or anything else.
Yep.
8 comments:
No doghouse for me. I seem to be in credit for once...
What a wise MadDog you are!!
NOPE....I am completely lost. Feb 15th,,,mmmmmm Nope dunno
I can see that you have been a wise and prudent bloke,Zap, presenting card and roses/chocs/? to your beloved
Yep.
I have no idea what this post is about.
ADG (a non-romantic soul)
I can see that Lord Andrew is well prepared/armed/prudent.
Amazin'
Yep.
Wise words, Red Fred! Mr. Wonderful always builds credit with flowers, dinner, and, of course, the requisite romantic card.
He obviously doesn't like doghouses ;)
Wise man, lil sis, wise man!!
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