I’m sure that everyone has finished Christmas with a credit card that is going ‘crash and burn’ all the way to the bank; but feeling quietly satisfied that they have acquitted themselves with honour in the prezzi department; like a friend of mine who is glowing smugly as her brother wanted a new bird feeder, and that’s what he got – the lucky blighter. Apparently he was thrilled.
Me myself? I am the proud owner of a new ‘hoodie’, it seems I fit the profile, and that’s all I’m saying. I do like the very long sleeves, so I can hunch my shoulders and scrunch my hands together, in approved anti-social mode.
Of course, the vivid stripes of pink and green do make one rather visible
However, I did hit the bull’s eye with this, yes, the glorious Sheep Shaggers’ beer; it made the perfect gift and I expect that the lucky recipient will write a heartfelt letter of thanks to Santa.
Best if he does, eh?
And before anyone replies with indignant and outraged protests about sheep, and their rights, let me assure you that I am very fond of sheep, I think they’re very sweet, and tasty as well.
That's as far as the interest in sheep goes, thank you
Lastly, here is a picture of my latest Hat, which will induce feelings of envy in all who see it. And a Happy New Year to you all.
Yep.
8 comments:
The hat and jumper are a perfect match!
Happy New Year, RF.
Well, Anon, I'm glad you understand the principle of co-ordination
Hmmnnn....
uh oh - a striped Shade lurkin in corners! Coloured stripes!
scary- very scary...
the abyss ain't got nuthn like it -nuthn.
I hate stupid names like that for beer. Having said that I recently enjoyed a pint of Dog'd Bollocks. I had to be tried!
Look 'ere, Delicia, it ain't nice to imply I came from an abyss - not nice at all, himpff..
I can undestand the compulsion, Paul, I do, I do....
Of course da Shade din't come from da abyss, tha's jus the point I wuz a-makin, idn't it, da things out offa da abyss bein' harmless by comparison, is wot i said, din't I. A declare solemnly dat dem monsters'd be too much scared ta admit da Shade down below, even more wiv dose stripes.
'appy now?
Happy??? Me 'appy...? Maybe *himpff*
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