This one is for you paranoids out there – Calvin got it right here, folks.
Look at it this way, Calvin doesn’t wait to be accused, goes right ahead and demands protection.
Q - OK, are you paranoid?
A – Probably.
If you need to ask any of the following questions consider yourself a signed up member of the Paranoids. Don’t read the answers if you want a night’s sleep.
Q – Is there anybody out there?
A – Sure, we’re here and waiting for you.
Q – Are the aliens coming for me?
A – Yes, they are parked two blocks away.
Q – Are you listening to my phone calls?
A – Yeah – damn boring too. You really dig that phone sex?
Q – Have you poisoned my water supply?
A – Nah – the Government got there first.
Q –Have the Martians/Vulcans, invaded us?
A – Yes, have you looked at Tony Blair lately?
( You Yanks can just change the name)
4 comments:
I'm pretty sure I'm not paranoid but possibly borderline neurotic.
This word verification thing is a bit of a chore. Now I'm suspecting you've been getting spam in your comments.
It is either this precaution or a ban on anonymous replies; I am afraid that several blogs are being targeted, and it is a dismal trend.
As I said before, several spam posts have been coming my way, oh yes.
LOL @ "you Yanks can just change the name"!
I think that would be an insult to Martians and Vulcans.
Little Sister
You are so right!
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