I 've run away - off to bally Scotland, sorry, I mean 'bonny' Scotland. And if I come back to the merest whisper of a 'hawhaw' or a derisive cackle, there will be trouble. Yep.
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Well I can't guarantee nothing. Depends on how long you intend to be away, I mean a haw-haw-less time longer than say three days max, but max! will pose a problem, yesh it will...
Oh Gawd! Cover yer sporrans, lock up yer haggis an' kindle yer kirtle - a stroppy Elf is on the way to burrow under Hadrian's wall... Wonder how Scotland the Brave will cope wiv that. Still, Oxford will enjoy the week's respite from Rouge Rantings - Haw, haw... Bleeeugh!
There, it wasn't me who Haw Hawed first, at least not in this blatant manner! I say we can now do as we please here, snigger as derisively as we like, haw haw as loud as we like...
You're wrong Delicia. She's a real pain when she's angry. Just wait until she finds her knickers and tops have been sharing a washing line with genuine scottish kelp. Then the bladderwrack will really hit the fan... Haw, haw...
Last warnin' is it? Wotcha gonna do, refuse ta eat yer cereals? Make horrible faces? Throw yerself to the floor kickin an' yellin'? Wot? Apprehension is killin' me, HAW HAW! HAW HAW HAW.
Now we'll see wot will happen. I guess I will stand near the exit, just in case. I ain't afraid, oh no, I ain't. Jus' careful...Snivs can be dangerous when teased, likely to bite yer ankle they are.
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Well I can't guarantee nothing. Depends on how long you intend to be away, I mean a haw-haw-less time longer than say three days max, but max! will pose a problem, yesh it will...
Oh Gawd!
Cover yer sporrans, lock up yer haggis an' kindle yer kirtle - a stroppy Elf is on the way to burrow under Hadrian's wall...
Wonder how Scotland the Brave will cope wiv that.
Still, Oxford will enjoy the week's respite from Rouge Rantings - Haw, haw... Bleeeugh!
There, it wasn't me who Haw Hawed first, at least not in this blatant manner! I say we can now do as we please here, snigger as derisively as we like, haw haw as loud as we like...
Yes, I'm back..
By the time I'm done wiv yer Bagpipes, you won't have any wind left....thnk about it *smile*
As fer you Missy,*sniff* - I daresay you wuz led astray by Bellowing Bill. *glare* Don't be.
haw haw and snigger.....oh I feel better for that
I am going to stamp this out, once and for all.
*STAMPS FOOT*
She's cute when she angry, idn't she, HAW, HAW and likewise ho ho ho!
You're wrong Delicia. She's a real pain when she's angry. Just wait until she finds her knickers and tops have been sharing a washing line with genuine scottish kelp. Then the bladderwrack will really hit the fan... Haw, haw...
Let me point out to you, oh Bloated Bill, that I have photographic evidence of your dabblings in bladderwrack...
*coldly* So don't mess with Me.
As fer you, Missy....last warning *shakes head*
Last warnin' is it? Wotcha gonna do, refuse ta eat yer cereals? Make horrible faces? Throw yerself to the floor kickin an' yellin'? Wot?
Apprehension is killin' me, HAW HAW!
HAW HAW HAW.
Now we'll see wot will happen.
I guess I will stand near the exit, just in case. I ain't afraid, oh no, I ain't. Jus' careful...Snivs can be dangerous when teased, likely to bite yer ankle they are.
I'll think of something *sulks*..
You kin just stuff yer pointy hat in yer gob....
Jus' wait an' see..*glare*
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