Friday, February 11, 2005

Jug Ears is going to marry


BBC News

The Prince of Wales is set to marry his long-term partner Camilla Parker Bowles on Friday April 8th, Clarence House has confirmed.
The wedding will be a civil ceremony followed by a service of prayer and dedication in St George's Chapel.

Oh sweet Jesus, so Jug-Ears is going marry Horse-Face, oh bloody nora so now they can play their infant nursery games all nice and legal.

Pair of wankers.

Not a tampon between them, but on the whole a big collective yawn sweeps over the UK as we all hope they are kept inside Windsor Castle, and out of our sight, and hopefully silent.

Poor sap, we've always thought he was short of a few straws ever since he joined the tree-huggers, but now he can hug legal like.

I had better get a job soon, now they need my taxes to live in double luxuary -yep, back to the mines

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