Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Charmless but Purple




The charmless one certainly made his mark on the funeral of Robin Cook, and despite my uncomplimentary remarks about him, I agree with those who said that he got it right.

He did get it right, and we don’t have many people in public life today who stand up and get themselves counted. Also the comments made in The Independent on Sunday (online) are worth our consideration.


“Well” said the IOS, “What do you expect if you invite John McCririck as a speaker?”
Exactly, our John is not a boot licker and we have to accept that.


For once Mr McCririck looked nearly normal: view these photographs and tell me what you think. Very snazzy purple threads there.

When he appeared on Channel 4’s news programme after the funeral, he spoke without descending into those very eccentric mannerisms we all love to hate.

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The Channel 4 presenter came to grief as he attempted to insert Robin’s Cook’s supposed lack of religious fervour into the conversation. Our John chewed him up and spat him out.


“Completely irrelevant!” boomed the unsinkable McCririck and proceeded to wipe the floor with said presenter. (Hurry up Jon Snow and come back from your hols.)

Repeating his view, that it had to be said, John concluded the interview by pointing out that Tony Blair is a PM without reponsibility, and in his last term of office Blair simply doesn’t care.

True, Uncle Tony has nothing to loose, no election to come.

By this time the presenter was reduced to nodding agreement, and waiting for the ‘Off-Air’ light to come on. Moral, don’t second-guess intelligent folks who are a tad eccentric.

Surprisingly Mr McCririck has a wife, who he describes as ‘Boobs without any Brains.’ Quite so.

I hope she nails him by the balls to the floor every night.
Yep I do.



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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would you like to send McCricrick to the States for a few weeks or months. I think he'd be fun in Washington!

I'd go just for the show :)

"I hope she nails him by the balls to the floor every night. Yep I do."

I love it!

Mad Dog said...

I'm not sure how J McC would do over here. The US doesn't really know what to make of eccentrics. There is a chance he would stir thing up a bit but he still deserves to have his private parts nailed down...

Red Fred said...

little sister, you take one ball, I take the other........*G*

MadDog, I have heard before that the US doesn't have much tolerance towards eccentrics - it does surprise me, given the tremendous divergence of lifestyles you have over there. Britain seems to nurture them, and enjoy them as well.

Unknown said...

McCririck for president !!

Unknown said...

'Bout time you got yer finger out and wrote some more.