Don't Trust the Trees

Prince Charles gets "confidential" trees
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - New Zealand could help Prince Charles widen his circle of confidants with a wedding gift of native trees and plants to mark his marriage to Camilla Parker Bowles.
Charles has jokingly admitted in the past that he talked to plants and vegetables, saying they had provided some of his more illuminating conversations and did not carry tales to the media.

Oh dear, poor Chas, doesn’t he ever learn? Believes that he’s safe talking to his Kiwi trees?

For Heaven’s sake, walls have ears, trees have leaves, you can’t trust anyone. I’m not paranoid, oh no, and you have been warned, you MI5 lot, I’m ready for you.

Those trees are probably in the pay of OK or Hallo, or the German press, and before long Chas and his Queen Custard, will be reading about themselves in the papers!

Watch this space, I told you first.
Yep.