Wednesday, March 30, 2005

The Last Bog Roll




A leading Church of England bishop has said Prince Charles must apologise to the former husband of his fiancee before their wedding on 8 April.

This subject dominated the newspapers over the week end – and the News, and all those useless ‘Comment’ programmes that fill the TV schedules.

Plus, we are treated to the pompous pronouncements from the eminent Churchman, as he is filmed striding out from his Bishop’s palace to smile at the cameras.

What planet do these people live on, that they can waste their time, and ours, on mumbling away about whether a middle -aged, over privileged prince should say sorry to a middle-aged over pampered Parker-Bowles?

I’ll tell you.
Its a planet where:


1) British Telecom agree that they should repair your phone line.
2) British Telecom do not deny they should repair your phone line in less than 3 weeks.
3) British Telecom agree to pay you back all the money they stole from you.
4) The Water Board do not drive a damn great hole through the water pipes, and demand 40 quid for repairing it.
5) That your flatmate doesn’t use the last of the bog-roll and not tell you.

It sure ain’t this planet is it ? Nope.


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