Good, the election is done with, Uncle Tony is back in Downing Street, well that's just dandy eh?
No Tory government to give us nightmares, so why can't we all sit back and relax? Well folks they are looking for a nice new shiny leader to win all us non-Tory lovers back on their side. Shudder.
But there is one Tory who has taken off his rose-tinted glasses, it is David Willetts MP,Shadow Secretary of State for Work & Pensions.
Never heard of the guy.
But with startling precision for a Tory, Mr Willets writes in the Sunday Times
The Conservative Party does not appear to understand the Britain which it, above all, has brought into being. We have gone from one of the architects of modern Britain - forward looking, individualistic, meritocratic - to being seen as a party that inhabits a different country from most of our fellow citizens.
Got it sunshine, got it! As each new candidate is waved in front of the cameras, all I can do is weep and scream "No, no, not another oily twerp, pleaase!"
Let's hope God and Mr Willets will save us from Oily Twerps. Yep.
1 comment:
I'm quite happy for the Tories to commit electoral suicide by putting up another idiot as leader. Before that egregious excresscence Michael Howard, there was Ian Duncan-Smith and that obnoxious little git who looked like The Mekon. All totally unelectable. Labour don't have to exert themselves much to stay ahead of that lot. But they may be in trouble if the Tories find someone with some brains and the ability to rebrand them as Nu-Conservatives.
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