Monday, April 18, 2005

Bog off to BUPA



I am getting totally pissed off with having our collective health being the subject of political football in the run up to the election. None of ‘em give a fart about our health, the buggers couldn’t care less.

I tell you now brothers and sisters, they do what anyone with enough cash does. Bog off to BUPA.
Nice yummy private health care.

Still, in a grim ‘Here comes the Reaper’ sort of joke, I much enjoyed watching Howard Twitface explain his little faux pas the other day.

Naughty Michael had fudged the figures for MRSA and got caught.

Shoved leaflets through folk’s doors telling ‘em they had the dirtiest hospitals in the country, thereby making the local Health Authorities very cross indeed.
Cos’ Twitface had told a big porky pie. His facts were not facts at all.
(To you Yanks, that means he told a lie.)


With much writhing and rubbing of hands Twitface had to explain his little mistake.

Now Blair has become ever so concerned about our health as well.

Watch it Uncle Tone, I am STILL KNITTING.
Yep.


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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Howard and his ilk are a bunch of self-serving, blatantly dishonest bunch of spin monkeys. This latest incident not a week after that scheming toerag from Weymouth (can't remember his name) was caught beeing overzealous with photoshop.

It's a shame to politicize MRSA. Antibiotic resistant staphs are nothing do do with dirt and they don't obey party rules. However Tony et al, despite all the hoopla, hasn't done that much for the poor old NHS although they have been "less worse" than the Tories who really tore at its fabric.

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