Reports of a severed human finger in a bowl of chilli at a Wendy's restaurant have hit the firm's sales in the San Francisco area, a company spokesman says.
Like the rest of us I’ve been watching this saga unfold, and found myself unable to resist it.
Lets do a recap here-
The complainant sez she found this finger in her chilli. Fine.
Its human. Good to know.
The complaining lady has all her digits, Well all right.
All the staff in the restaurant have the correct
number of digits So far so good.
So where’s the body that was once attached to the finger?
Police don’t know. Oh Dear.
But one thing the lady is sure about.
It is Not, I repeat not, the finger of her dead aunt. she denied that she HAD a dead aunt. Well, that’s cool.
And then...are you still with me? Good.
Then attention switched to a lady who had lost a fingertip when she was attacked by a leopard one month.
NOW we are getting somewhere.
No we ain’t.
The hospital didn't know what had become of the finger.
Some folks are so careless with their pinkies, don’t you think?
2 comments:
There was one anonymus stray digit masquerating as French fry in Hitcher, about the one movie in which Rutger Hauer isn't sexy because he's just plain scary, same as Universal Soldier, Unisol to the anorak, the one and only where Dolph Lundgren isn't sexy because he's just plain scary, but Unisol was with severed ears, so I propose that the unclaimed digit in the chily is the one that turned up in Hitcher and was never explained. Logical my dear Watson.
Er... Yes Delicia, perfecrly logical and great that you have now explained it to us..Awesome!
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