I have this theory... what happens to the brains of councilors , do they put ‘em in the bank vault or summat?
Desirous of preserving some interesting grass, (no no you don’t smoke 'em) a local council wants to prevent six cows from eating these ..er ...interesting grasses.
In my local paper today AND I quote “ it was quintessentially English’ that the committtee should take so long (six years) to deliberating how to contain six cattle.”
The latest solution is, ‘electric fencing’........but mercifully for the rest of us who live in this green and pleasant land, the councillors thought we might get a......(wait for it) A SHOCK!
If anyone thinks they are in danger, contact me for further details.
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