Woman Bins Dead Dad

Woman bins dead dad to draw his pension BERLIN (Reuters) -

A German woman hid her father's corpse in a rubbish bin for three years so she could collect his pension and old age benefits, police say. Police became suspicious after the woman, 55, failed to give a credible account of her father's whereabouts following a routine check by local authorities. "She was eventually asked something along the lines of 'So is he buried in the garden?'" said a spokesman for police in the western town of Krefeld. "And she said, 'no, he's not in the garden, he's in the rubbish bin out back."

Well, I guess she put the cops straight then......silly buggers, going for that old line, the garden indeed! Goes to show though, their rubbish collection is garbage!